‘You’d never believe me if I told you that I can breathe under water, but it’s true and I can prove it,’ Jai said earnestly.
She sighed! She had absolutely no will to have this conversation. She glanced at her son’s stubborn face, ready to argue till his last breath, and she let out another sigh.
It had been an exhausting week at work and she had been looking forward to this weekend getaway with Sumit and Jai, her three-year-old. It was visions of a quiet sunlit pool that had kept her going through the week. And now this!
She glanced over at her husband sprawled on a deckchair, his face hidden behind a book, then looked back at Jai.
‘Baby, you can’t breathe under water. Humans can’t.’
‘I can.’
‘Only fish can breathe under water, darling. You need special things called gills to do that. Humans don’t have any.’
‘I don’t need gills. I can breathe without them. Some people can do things that no one else can. You remember how you could open that jar of Horlicks which I couldn’t? And Spiderman stopped a whole train. Krishna lifted a mountain. It’s just like that.’
She cursed all the superheroes of the world who had sprung up recently in her three-year-old’s life and filled it with new and interesting possibilities. She knelt down to him and, struggling to keep all traces of annoyance out of her voice, she tried again.
‘That’s different. That’s about strength. You will be able to open that jar when you are older. Tales of Spiderman and Krishna are just stories, but you’ll never grow gills,’ she said.
‘You’re not even listening to me. I told you I don’t need gills. I can breathe without them. I can prove it. I can. The other day I put my nose in the water cup for one whole minute and I didn’t even drown.’
She looked at her three-year-old with utter frustration and found her frustration mirrored right back on his small face. ‘Why don’t you believe me?’ He insisted stamping his feet.
She looked at her husband.
‘Sumit’, she finally called out, ‘can you put down that godforsaken book for a minute and come here?’
‘Hey, what did I do?’ said he peeking from behind his book.
‘Jai says he can breathe under water and is refusing to wear the tube in the pool,’ she said.
‘I don’t need the silly tube,’ reiterated Jai.
‘Fine,’ said Sumit, ‘let’s do this.’
He put down his book and walked towards Jai. taking his hand he walked down the few steps into the baby pool and gently lowered the little one into the water, tightening his hold on his pudgy hand till Jai was completely submerged. Within two seconds he shot up coughing and sputtering.
‘QED’, said Sumit throwing a dimpled smile at her, ‘problem solved’.
Just as a matching smile was beginning to replace her shock, Jai piped up, ‘You know ma, the other day I jumped from the sofa and I actually flew across the room. Really, I did. You’ll never believe me but I can fly. I can prove it’.
She looked at the little earnest face and the still shivering figure of Jai and then at Sumit and they burst out laughing.
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Written for the Write Tribe Festival of Words June 2018 for the Day 1 prompt ‘You’d never believe me if I told you that I _____________, but it’s true and I can prove it.’
Hahah…the never-ending arguments with 3 and 4-year-olds. Have been there, done that. On a day of weepy and gyaan filled posts, I loved reading your tale of Jai, the gilled boy, his logic and sheer determination to win over his mother. What Sumit did is something only fathers are capable of doing 🙂
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Thank you Anamika. It was inspired by son and so many others like him. Dhruv also strikes me as a child who is capable of saying something like this. They speak with such conviction it’s hard to dissuade them.
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In Dhruv’s case, he will forget about going underwater and will ask me a 100 questions about gills leading to sharks leading to whales leading to sea lions leading to sea horses leading to pirates and taking you a huge U-turn to ask me ‘kyun paida kiya mujhe’.
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Ha ha ha Anamika. He’s the best. Keeps your mindclock ticking.
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Been there 😁 this was so much fun. Thanks for the smile.
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Glad you liked is Varad.
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Oh yeah! Those never ending tales from the little ones are funny and frustrating too at times. I still remember some the cooked up talents from my childhood. Lovely tale, Tulika!
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Thanks Vinitha :-).
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As a mother to a 2.8 yr old toddler, I totally get the refusal to adhere by instructioms bit. Beautiful story.
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Thank you Sonia. Yeah the little ones can give us hard time on some days.
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Aww! Such a sweet lil tale that truly brings out the beliefs and conviction of a three year old and the resultant expressions of a mom! LOVED reading this story, Tulika. 🙂
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Thanks a lot Shilpa. Thanks so much for dropping by.
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Ha ha! That was a fun one and now after reading Anamika’s comment, I’m feeling shy of my post 😉 It’s gyan filled
I loved your post, Tulika!
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Hey Parul I love your gyan filled posts so there’s no need to feel shy. Fun and frivolous needs to be balanced by serious and enriching, right?
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What an absolutely delightful post! The emotions, the ideas, the parenting frustration, the irrepressible kid, everything is just spot on!
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Thank you Shailaja. You give the best compliments.
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What a delightful post! I was expecting something dreadful, but thank God, the conclusion was sweet and hilarious. Can so relate to this when your child comes to you with the belief that he or she is a super person!
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Thank you. It is so tough to convince kids once they’ve made up their minds.
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Tell me, I have an almost 7 year old at home who is as stubborn as they come! 🙂
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I can quite believe that. In fact the premise comes from my son who actually insisted for a long time that he could breathe under water.
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I love it when we get inspired from real stories.
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Isn’t Jai’s way the best? Toddlers don’t take no for an answer and have the weirdest imagination. Superheroes are a nightmare moms have to deal with! This was a fun read.
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Haw! I could never have done what Jai did but I can so see my husband doing it. I end up spending hours convincing my children about things – just like the mom in the piece.
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Oh goodness, kids and their antics! Loved this one 🙂 Lovely read, Tulika!
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Thanks Rashmi. It’s only too true.
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